So, My Brother Is Getting Married Tomorrow

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 05/15/2014 at 23:27 • Filed to: shoop

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I am not looking forward to the Catholic mass.

Nibby > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/15/2014 at 23:29

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dat mass

BrianNutter > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/15/2014 at 23:31

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Congrats (or condolences))! Bang a bridesmaid or two for us (and send pix).

Manuél Ferrari > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/15/2014 at 23:31

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But free booze though

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Manuél Ferrari 05/15/2014 at 23:33

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Considering what I've had to buy to dress for the event, this is not free booze.

Rainbow > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/15/2014 at 23:33

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Is the "Catholic Mass" sort of like the "Freshman Fifteen?"

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Rainbow 05/15/2014 at 23:34

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No, it's actually quite the work out.

ttyymmnn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/15/2014 at 23:39

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You're gonna wear a dress??

ttyymmnn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/15/2014 at 23:40

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As a trumpet player, I've played for many, many Catholic weddings. I hate it. Give me a Protestant wedding any day. I think mine lasted about 20 minutes, tops.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ttyymmnn 05/15/2014 at 23:44

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Pantsuit

lone_liberal > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/16/2014 at 00:23

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A full mass wedding? Oof. I've been through it a couple times, I went to a Catholic university, and it takes forEVER.